A Good Hard Kick in the Balls
Its amazing how a good hard kick in the groin area can clear your mind.
when I came home I picked up my two year old daughter Faye. I did notice that she was kicking her legs but didn’t really think about it. Then, when I held her in front of me for a kiss she kicked me, hard, in the nuts.
Damn.
I couldn’t do anything but gently put her down. Lay down myself and wait for that warm, tingeling sensation followed by that familiar pain in the belly. I moaned for about 5 minutes and then slowly got up and walked back to the room where the kids were plaing.
Legs far apart.
Slowly.
Painfully.
Life is beautiful.

Oef, You just can’t joke about this!
@Bakkel: I wasn’t joking!
Haha…
@Boris: In that case; You have my sympathies! ;-)